When I Kill Her, I'll Have Her

todeadtocare30 @ 2006-04-17T02:48:00

2006-04-17T02:49:56Z

Muslim Kryptonite

todeadtocare30 @ 2006-03-23T01:58:00

2006-03-23T01:59:00Z

so come friday life will be great again shits been pretty bad lately only cause i haven't had extra money...see most people get depressed with it comes to girls or boys or whatever, personally i couldn't careless bout relationships, i've never been a relationship kinda guy they never really last with me but oh well, but me i get really bummed when i don't have alot of money, to me money and owning things is what matters to me, why? no clue im just really fucking materialistic but its alright if i am cause im a guy, im a nice guy i just love material objects, but other then the money thing life has been pretty good im enjoying living with my 2 best friends, its never a dull moment here and i like it that way, life has its rough times but im just glad i can count on my friends to make shit better so to all my friends ..ed,kevin,shannon,steve,anibal and all the rest of you assholes..i give you my thanks

todeadtocare30 @ 2006-03-17T22:51:00

2006-03-17T22:54:37Z

lets see..not much has been going on with me, but who really gives a shit, last night went to the first blood/comeback kid show which was great to go to had a real good time with friends there. then today go into work late which sucked get there just to find out the system was down and i could have just stayed home instead of driving to altamonte but eh oh well my check was there so thats good. but cause i didn't work today i gotta work tommorow which means i can't do anything tonight which is sorta a bummer oh well thats life

whats this a update?...

2006-02-20T01:34:29Z

thinking of all the cool creatures that i will meet on this night ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets, in moonlight, bowls of candy and goodies delicious and waiting in store. the sound of cute little footsteps as they approach my front door

letting the children inside to drink beers
razor blades hidden in three musketeers
screams from the basement of kids begging to be set free
thats what halloween means to me

tightening the clamps that are holding their little heads...so tight
putting my lips to their ears as i whisper please.....don't fight
i promise i'll let you go home if you swear not to tell a soul
i'll just untie these im kidding now where is my chainsaw lets rock n roll

a pinch of your brother a teaspoon of you
with the head of your sister would make a good stew
i'd give you a taste but your tongue is in the stew...irony
thats what halloween means to me

trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat
trick or treat smell my feet give me someone good to eat.

we really should bring back slavery

2006-01-26T12:24:12Z

man skipping work and doing nothing but staying at home sleeping till 2 in the afternoon then getting fucked up all day what a productive day i accomplished nothing and that is an accomplishment in its own right

thank martin luther king jr himself

2006-01-16T12:05:53Z

im out of fucking clermont

another year

2006-01-02T23:21:51Z

so another year has passed and i've learned many new things and made many observations so lets go....dane cook fans = not smart, little old ladies stop driving big trucks cause your small the trucks are big, im tired of helping victims of tragedies no more money for you if there is another attack or storm all you will get from me a chuckle cause im not affected by it, movies bout gay cowboys make alot of money, whats the big deal about saying happy holidays, gay people should be aloud to be married but instead of being a married couple we will refer to them as butt-buddies and what about lesbians you ask? well who gives a fuck about dykes, kevin your life is a piece of shit my friend keep it up it makes me smile, goddamn it bird flu, george bush hates black people, terry shaivo...haha enough said, money is your best friend and worst enemy, madonna don't sing anymore, kelly clarkson girl you have an ass on you, tom cruise is fucking nuts, r. kelly sure knows how to tell a story, ohhhh al quieda your a bunch of silly gooses (yes i said gooses in stead of geese), being single isn't that fun but that should change soon, hawthorne heights...just stop, and finally everyone watch your bagels the jews are on the rise

damn its over already

2005-12-26T20:29:54Z

damn x-mas is already over with...that sucks, lets see i got some pretty cool shit basically alot of nerd type things but i don't care i like em, so i guess im moving on the 7th...i mean i know i have to move out and all but at the same time i just don't wanna leave my house, but i know once i move out it'll sink in and i'll enjoy it alot more. just kinda weird cause its just one more step to growing up, another reason is my family is so cool whereas most of my friends couldn't wait to get out just cause they didn't click that well with their family or what have ya but for me its a little harder but eh oh well i guess i can look forward to getting fucking shit faced this weekend for new years eve

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-12-18T01:46:00

2005-12-18T01:50:37Z

my new years resolution for 2006 is to stop saying after i ejactulate....."seacrest out!"

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-12-18T01:41:00

2005-12-18T01:45:34Z

this is what i've always dreamed of man...in a bathrobe with 8 guys in a room and one of em be black..that's all i ever asked god for..and god listens to prayers sometimes

guess im a jerk

2005-12-11T22:12:50Z

and you know what i couldn't care less, stop being so over dramatic everyone knows, nobody cares, its not a big deal, so cut the shit

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-11-25T17:45:00

2005-11-25T17:46:00Z

Mr. Miyagi died yesterday....damn that sucks

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-11-15T17:42:00

2005-11-16T01:54:22Z

you wanna make your life better with zero work on your part? start lying, about everything in your life. there is no reason to ever tell the truth. my friend says "hey can you pick my up from the airport?" im like "yeah i'd love to", i don't show up i don't give a shit. whats he gonna stop being my friend over that? then he wasn't a friend to begin with. "where were you i waited 3 hours" "your a fool...should have gotten a cab in about 30 minutes thats what grown ups do...thanks for trying to inconvience my day though, couldn't pick you up anyways ran into a group of witches you know how witches are they are like lets get to the forest, anyways im in the forest making a batch of poison apples chit chatting about chicken soup for the alcoholic soul loss track of time...sorry". "your a liar!" "really?...". then next week i invite him and his g/f over to my house and i offer her an apple and he's like "whooaaaa don't eat that apple...you'll never believe this story remember last week when he left me at the airport turns out he knows witches and they made poison apples" and the whole time im standing behind him making a crazy face while pointing at him...then i can fuck his girlfriend

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-11-13T18:09:00

2005-11-14T02:10:03Z

man i hope weed is legalized that way you fucking potheads have nothing to talk about nothing more annoying than potheads...time to grow up...do coke like an adult

All the independent women in the house....show us your tits and shut your mutha fucking mouths

2005-11-13T03:55:30Z

an old one but a good one

Oh. there are several way to irritate a lady
You could mention that her hat's gone out of style
Oh, thats's sure to get her miffed
It's bound to cause a tiff
But here's a little trick to go the extra mile

Give Her....
Just a little kick in the cunt...A kick in the cunt?
A kick in the cunt
How's about a nice kick in the cunt?
You'll sure have her stumped if you go for the punt
With a jolly good kick in the cunt

Now a lady of grace will show utter distaste
For a slur or a randy suggestion
But if you call her a whore it may do nothing more
Than make a subtle change in her complexion

So give her a kick in the cunt...a kick in the cunt?
AA Kick in the cunt!
How's about a lovely kick in the cunt,eh?
If you aim to annoy,there's no better ploy
Than a rousing good kick in the cunt

Now you might want to sock her a clop in the choppers
Or shock her by making a grab at her knockers
But she'll call the coppers and you'll land in jail
Where you eat bread and water and shit in a pail
So if you've enough of her womanly guff
No need to be rough it'll be quite enough
To call her bluff with a huff and a puff
Just stuff your foot straight into her muff

Just an old fashioned kick in the cunt...a kick in the cunt?
A kick in the cunt!
How's about a nice kick in the cunt
You'll sure have her stumped when you go for the punt
With a jolly good kick in the cunt

look look i suck dick just like the rest of you

2005-11-10T20:41:55Z

Faggotry Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-11-09T11:50:00

2005-11-09T19:54:10Z

wow that 50 cent movie was really really really fucking retarded bout as retarded as saw 2, nothing but a poor mans version of 8 mile

wooo hooo talk about a good time

2005-11-09T01:26:11Z

oh wow the life of a veal calf is awesome i mean check it out

you can get't married.....your faggots

2005-11-03T22:26:23Z

We need to tell the world that gay marriage is not okay, that homosexuals can't mess with our traditions and there is only one way for us all together to make that message clear..............we need to round up 3 or 4 queers and beat the living hell out of em...Com'on everybody lets get some queers some trucks and have us a good ole fashioned fag drag, com'on FAG DRAG

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-10-29T13:10:00

2005-10-29T20:23:02Z

so last night was the coheed show....for the most part it was great before the show we saw all the coheed guys as well as get this......Matt fucking Pinfield...what in gods name was he doing there i don't know but he was cool actually...lets see mewithoutyou were well i dunno i couldn't really understand em...dredg was pretty good, blood brothers...christ what faggots,coheed was great till i got kicked out for fighting, which was fucking gay so yea thats it

it really blows my mind as to how much better i am then most of you

2005-10-25T00:37:31Z

christ i swear if i didn't know any better i would say a whole lot of you are whiny lil pansies, some of you get so upset and emotional over the dumbest shit i swear if you get bent out of shape from such minor things then your in for a rude fucking awaking when it comes time to actually grow up and stop acting like a bunch of 9th grade girls, alot of you are already setting up to have a shitty life i see the foundation of a shit life most of you are going to be such shit parents cause someone who is so involved in themself will never be able to know what it is to care about someone else its all about you and your pety little bullshit problems, and most of you will get divorced, cause some of you are such a fucking flakes and jump from person to person, and then the person your with is treated like shit cause if its not all about you or whatever your fucking deal is, and to the guys half of you in bout 10 years are going to get fucked cause the bitch will get all your money your house and you'll have to sleep in a storage place, cause marriage is a 50/50 shot, plus most of you are too fucking thick headed to even know what love is...some say you know what it is and blah blah but your don't, sure say "oh well you've never been in love so you don't know" oh yeah well neither have you so shove it, and to have to sit there and here you go on and on and on bout i don't know they like me or i don't know if i like them or im not happy, then fucking shit or get off the pot stop bitching and do something about it. "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nobody likes me" "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my family sucks" "whaaaaaaaaaa they don't love me anymore" its fucking pathetic. there im done

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-10-20T14:13:00

2005-10-20T18:12:30Z

so the way to get girls and to keep em under your thumb is to be a gentlemen but don't be a pussy about it...you give a girl any type of commitment and they will take full advantage of it and of you so says mister james woods

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-10-17T18:20:00

2005-10-17T22:20:08Z

i just saw one stupid video it was the aveneged sevenfold video i mean its bad enough that they suck but to base your video and song on that stupid fucking movie fear and loathing in las vegas...christ im glad he blew out his vocal chords hopefully they lose their record deal and one of em commits suicide...here's hoping

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-10-15T14:55:00

2005-10-15T18:56:15Z

well got my cable and internet back yesterday thank god went and saw domino last night which was pretty cool...although some drama happened last night over the dumbest thing ever like literly it was so stupid i sat there and laughed the whole way home over how fucking stupid it was and some people just need to chill the fuck out and grow up

todeadtocare30 @ 2005-10-05T07:08:00

2005-10-05T11:08:01Z

so still no internet till next fucking friday this shit is ri-goddamn-diculous but i have plenty of horrible un nice things to say so look forward to that....retarded people are going to hell but its not their fault they just can't understand the concept of a god, they are not like indians ya can't beat it into them